Come In, Patrick Roth
There was a popular article title I just saw: “How to escape the friend zone and date your crush!” LMAO. When you’re not a douche, nobody ever puts you in the ‘friend zone’ they put you in the, ‘marry me now and have my kids zone.’ So yeah, I guess the real question is, why are you a douche?
I got two word for this, “Thanksgiving Dinner.” And I regret it.
eating a tub of movie theater popcorn == only sleeping 3 hours for a night. fucks a person up
i can beat up any female or small boy on my friends list